| 1 |
 |
digital image 5
“...96
THE MASS MEETING.
During the term strange notices appeared on the
noticeboards of the Girls' and Boys’ Schools, culminating
in the announcement of a mass meeting to be held in the
girls’ playroom. So much curiosity Was aroused that almost
every boy and girl attended the meeting, where they dis-
covered that it lad been oiganised by the Clefusian Com-
mittee to stir up interest in the publication of the magazine.
The majority present promised a yearly susbcripiion before
they left the room.
31 MONG the strange sights which I have had the good
fortune to see was a large Pagan Mass, as I often heard
it called, iwhich took place on the twenty-ninth day or
Miarch in the year of grace, one thousand nine hundred
and thirty-two according to our reckoning.
For many days 1 had heard the younger slaves
shout and say, “Wherefore do our gods thus tease, putting
up wise statements, the meanings of which we cannot un-
derstand?”
Then took they me to a small board suspended on
one of the walls cl' their...”
|
|
| 2 |
 |
digital image 12
“...in its pages during the
year 2000. Hoping you and your staff will derive con-
siderable cheer from these,
J am,
Yours,
“Well-Wisher”.
1. Sir,
T am a centenarian and a constant reader of The
Chefusian. A copy of your first issue, a legacy, is one of
my most treasured possessions.
Youthful Reader.
2. Dear Editor,
Yon will kindly inform your readers that the Home
Council, acting on Board of Education Instructions, has de-
cided that as from February 1 next, Arithmetic shall not
be taught in the Schools.
This decision is to avoid a waste of time. It is made
possible by the wonderful accuracy and the elaborate na-
ture of the automatic calculating machines, which have
been perfected in recent years.
Council Secretary.
3. Dear Editor,
The delays of Transatlantic air-mail service are be-
coming unendurable. A letter posted from my home in
America yesterday morning was not delivered to me here
until after 1 p.m. today. Chefoo. School Captain.
4. Dear Editor,
I use the ordinary forcing chemicals...”
|
|
| 3 |
 |
digital image 13
“...buildings to the Home Block when
the aero vacuum cleaner accidently descended too low, so
that the powerful suction drew him into the dust receptacle.
The dustman-pilot, however, noticed the mishap, and.
alighting at the spot, at once extricated the unconscious
boy. S. A. D.
(>. Dear Sir,
We have heard that three thousand small silver
coins, know as “threepenny bits” which were withdrawn
from circulation three generations ago, have just been un-
earthed at Aberdeen, during excavations. Could not the
schools procure a real live one for the TTb classroom?
Anxious.
,7" HIS term we have been favoured with a surprisingly
interesting series of lectures.
The first was given during the first week of the term,
as the lecturer was on his way to Shanghai. Mr. Edgar of
Tibet entertained us for an hour with information about
the country from which he had first come and with stories of
travel and missionary endeavour, adding that spice of hu-
mour which establishes immediate contact between the lec-
turer and...”
|
|
| 4 |
 |
digital image 14
“...slides. After the audience had been suitably entertained
by “Oh Jemima” and other ditties from the Girls’ School,
Mr. Duncan proceeded hopefully. The lecture was very
comprehensive, starting from Andre’s balloon expedition in
the last century and closing with Sir Hubert Wilkins’ at-
tempt to go by submarine to the North Pole last year. -
rl he End of Term Concert was held on the last Mon-
dav of term. The programme consisted chiefly of piano-
forte pieces and songs by various members of both Schools.
The last item was a humorous lecture on “Birds”, illustrat-
ed copiously with lantern slides. Mr. Duncan accomplish-
ed the difficult feat of entertaining an audience for half an
hour with spicy humour. His remarks were frequently
interrupted by the deliberate attempts o;f the lantern op-
erators to create a disturbance and still more frequently by
the peals of laughter indulged in by the audience as they
saw familiar faces on the screen. It was an excellent
wind-up to a good concert. A. D....”
|
|